Happy Boxing Day!

Hope everyone has been having a great holiday season, a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Happy Kwanzaa, a grievance-free Festivus, and just an all around good December. For the past couple of years I've posted this to my social media feeds on Boxing Day.

I thought it was pretty clever as it mimicked the original's meter and rhyme scheme, yet set it to an altogether modern milieu. Sadly, I think only I found it so, judging by response to it. But, since this is a blog focusing on failure, we fail, and try, and fail, and try, and fail, and try, and...